bad time at stellas

I just rememberd this story of this terrible time I had at stellas. It just came back to me and I wanted to get it down in writing.

I suppose it's not the craziest story of all time.

But one time I went to stellas on a saturday morning decently hungover. I had to wait 15-20 mins which I was expecting. But still, it sucks standing around for 15 mins with nowhere to sit. Stellas knows they get backed up all the time why not provide some seating? Seems like a pretty obvious thing to me. Moving on. I'm standing there listening to the conversations around me when I hear this really loud and obnoxious laugh. It wasn't so much loud as just this annoying sound that cut through the rest of the noise like a dagger. It seemed to just be affecting me though cause I didn't see anyone really looking over. I look over and see two asians. Not to be racist ( it could have been anyone). The laugher was coming from a guy. Anyways, he keeps on laughing and laughing. And it's just irritating the shit out of me. So my turn comes up to get seated and much to my horror I am being seated literally right beside this laughing dude. Who is still laughing by the way. I'm not sure if the girl was practicing a comedy routine or something? But they were speaking in a different language so I couldn't tell. I was THIS close to saying something. But knowing me I just meekly took my seat. The table was wet as shit. And when I said "hey my table is wet" The waitress kindly informed me that it was "because we just wiped it down". Again, I should have mentioned that when you wipe down a table you don't leave it soaking wet so much that the ink on my newspaper is now running. Regardless..i know have a crappy seat at stellas and an obnoxious dude laughing in my ear.

Also..never eat at smittys. Unless your drunk and down for wings.