Friday, May 10, 2013

Devon's Tips For Finding A Good Guy

The thing is about girls is they have these conflicting ideas of what they want in a relationship/man.

It seems like the projected image on media is a classy guy with a heart of gold. He's a little less attractive but he makes up completely for it with random roses and lavish romantic gestures. These are the men who are protrayed in the media and the ones whom girls seem to swoon over.

Cut to reality. And the picture is painted a little differently. In reality, and this is just what I see, girls tend to go for what seems to be the opposite of the ideal man. They go for the wannabe thugs. The dudes who drive lifted trucks and have expensive rims. Those men who over compensate for what they lack between the legs. You know what i'm talking about though. In st james those little wannabe thugs run around all over the place. Sometimes I have to ask myself if i'm in long beach or winnipeg lol.

These dudes treat their girls like crap. And I'd like to share a funny story.

I ran into a girl once at a party. And just so happens that the conversation turned to her looks and how they have affected her over the years. It was an awesome conversation because she was truly beautiful. She was telling me that in high school she dated a guy that was deemed "a fucking geek" by the majority of her grade. She would often get asked why she would stoop so low. "He's such a dork, he's not that good looking" they would say.
But then she smiles. And leans closer to me. And what she said i'll never forget.
"But he had the biggest dick i've ever seen" "And he could make love to me in a way all those jocks could not"
"You see devon he knew how to pleasure me, these jocks would huff and puff and grunt and thrust their little dicks into me and say "You like that?" and i would have to lie and say yes.

"But this guy knew what I liked. He would kiss all up and down my body, It was amazing"

Touche...

So what are my tips?
1)Self confidence is different than a huge ego. Self confidence invoves the ability to acknowledge ones faults and from there..make oneself a better person. A dude that thinks he can fight the whole world and that he's packing the biggest penis probably has neither of those qualities.
2)If he absolutely needs to know who you are hanging with, wether they are male or female, and why didn;t you invite him? Probably a good sign to get away. Especially the whole who are you with and are there any guys.  This is a reflection of his own insecurity. But it's also telling of how he thinks of you. Not a whole lot of trust there right? Trust is a pillar to a relationship. It's part of the foundation. Warning signs..
3) If he hits you or verbally abuses you, lose him. Call me or someone from my friend group and we will take care of any danger you feel to be in.
4) If he doesn't want to meet your parents..suspect.
5) If he tells you that you're sister is hot and hits on your sister..suspect.
6) Same with your mom.
7) You can often tell someones priorities by the sacrifices they make for you. If he's saying shit like "i'm a free spirit" and he is trying to have sex with other girls while with you..lose him. Cause being a hippy doesn't give you a right to be an asshole.
8) If you catch him making love to a man..lose him. Or join? aha.
9) If he wears white sunglasses..lose him lol
10) All jokes aside if he doesn't make you feel beautiful then understand there's guys out there that will.

Relationship's are a two way street. But don't find yourself walking the lonely road while he's gunning the engine of his sports car and calling you a bitch to his friends.

peace & love





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