Thoughts

Every once in awhile i'll go out with a friend who still hasn't grasped the concept of alcohol +girls+social situations.

Call me a bit of an old man. But fist fights at the bar are PRETTY unecessary. I mean, unless we're saving lives here, I'd rather not find myself behind repeatedly struck in the head by some battle hungry bouncer. I came to the club for a good time. Not amateur MMA matches.

When speaking to girls, my recommendation is that you actually SPEAK to them. Some friends of mine can't seem to carry on any real conversation with females. They simply yell at them from across the bar. Or they are still on the whole impression that insulting the female will win them over. This isn't middle school anymore.  Nothing is worse than standing directly beside your friend while he accosts a female and she's just giving both of us this look like "really?" I'M NOT WITH HIM..WELL I AM..BUT YEAH

I'm sure females can relate to the friend who hasn't been able to grasp the concept of limitations when consuming alchohol.

With males it's less stumbling around and crying, more fist fights and yelling. Ah, how simple the division between males and females become when we're shit faced.

-Dev